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do u ever just think about the first time u met someone and compare it to where u guys are now and its like wow who knew this would happen?
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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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I know I`m a handful but that`s why you got 2 hands
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are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are
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have u ever introduced two friends to each other and they started hanging out without u? like i made u what u are wtf?!
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I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
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I wanna travel the world, learn about as much as I can, meet as many people as I can, and enjoy the simple pleasures of the world.
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my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of: • omg • dude • (weird noises) • what the hell • i’m going to kill you • fuck you
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person: "why do you only have like 5 friends?"
me: "quality not quantity"
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ignoring people has become easier & easier with every passing day
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