interviewer: why do you want this job
me: i have no job
me: i have no job
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i`m one of the people that when i ask "what`s wrong" i really do care
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i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
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I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let`s just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists
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Just because I don’t react, doesn’t mean I didn`t notice.
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Thanks to the people that walked in to my life and made it better and thanks to the ones who walked out and made it amazing.
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my camera roll is like 90% screenshots because i just make fun of people
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my mom blames EVERYTHING on my phone.
you failing? cuz that phone.
you tired? always on that phone.
oh you hungry? cuz that damn phone!!
you failing? cuz that phone.
you tired? always on that phone.
oh you hungry? cuz that damn phone!!
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do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
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I wish I was on a beach somewhere warm
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