Classic Dad Moves : Saying "This is what my taxpayer dollars are going to?" whenever the government fails him
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Classic Dad Moves giving you a full on forecast when you ask him for the temperature
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Having as many children as possible so there is more votes for the Republican party
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Be strong and smile at life, even though it hurts sometimes.
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Always fight for the things you love.
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sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
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Some friends aren`t really friends... They`re family.
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when u dont get a text back but u see them posting on social media
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I would like to be financially, emotionally, and physically stabled before I bring any kids in this world.
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S/O to friends I dont talk to anymore, life got crazy but we had a good run & our memories are priceless, I hope everything is going good.
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