why do people have to get ready for bed? i’m always ready for bed
-unknown
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Surely I`m not the only one who has dreams about going to city-wide amusement parks that don`t exist in real life.
-Chazz
I wonder when my Salary is getting as handsome as me :D
-Rich
you don`t need anyone`s permission to feel glorious
-unknown
I hate getting flashbacks from things I don`t want to remember.
-unknown
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
-unknown
Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn`t good enough.
-unknown
There are 3 things i like about myself: I don`t play, I give my all, and I love deeply.
-unknown
A middle finger emoji would be perfect.
-unknown
The day North West comes home and asks Kim "Who`s Ray J?" is gonna be the most lit episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians of all time.
-unknown