When you just got comfortable and your mom yells for you to do something.
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When that direct deposit hit and you act bougie like you didn`t just have only $4.58 in your account yesterday
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I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.
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when you`re upset about something but don`t want to talk about it because you`re just overreacting so you just lay there and pout
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when he`s fine af, and then he looks at you so you try to play it off like you weren`t just staring him down
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when you are reading a funny tweet to your friend and they cut you off and say `I`ve already seen that`
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Only exercise I do is run..... Out of money
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My life isn`t perfect, but I`m very thankful for everything I have.
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Being so comfortable with someone that u can say anything and it`s not awkward is honestly one of the best feelings in the world.
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I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.
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