Love songs are liars.
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Every bar bathroom should have a cupholder.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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thinks that if your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
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believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
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I`ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
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The atheist at his funeral is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
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wonders if fish ever get thirsty???
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sometimes I give inspirational speeches. To myself. In the mirror.
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just realized that LUST and SLUT are spelled with the same letters...coincidence? I think not.
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