That awkward moment when you find something hilarious... but no one else does.
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I wish my memories came with "√ Save", "ﾒ Delete" and "► Play" buttons.
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Don`t like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS.
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LIKE - if you`re waiting for this shit year to end and ready to start the new beginning.
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Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
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Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
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What do you call male ballerinas?
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If Practice makes perfect, and nobody`s perfect, then why practice?
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I`m gonna sneeze... No I`m not... Yes I am... Oh... Maybe not... ACHOOOOO!
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I could really use a wish right now...
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