people need to stop judging other people and just look in the mirror
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if you had to choose, would you rather eat a cake that tasted like poop, or poop that taste like cake...?
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If you`re talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting that yours.
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Having so many private jokes with your best friend, that it seems like you talk in code half the time.
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It feels like when Im in a bad mood; everyone else Is in a good mood and when Im in a good mood everyone is In in a bad mood
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Is it just me or whenever you pull out a pack of gum everyone is suddenly your friend?
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Dear Me. You`re the sexiest thing that has ever walked this earth. Love, me.
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I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago.
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That akward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and its not them.
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I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them.
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