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I really can fly, i just don`t do it in public.
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I don`t care if the movie wasn`t true, it still scared the crap out of me!
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Yelling "You`re cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
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I hate it when two people whisper in front of me.
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That Awkward Moment when you walk in on a private conversation.
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It`s easier to say `Hi`, it`s harder to say `Bye`.
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My mom is the best mom in the world! :)
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I say stupid things when I`m half asleep.
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Why couldn`t Brad & Angelina adopt me? -_-
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I love the way my hair looks when it`s wet from the shower, then it dries and I`m dissapointed in it.
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