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Oh, I`m sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
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Don`t you hate when they`re certain parts of a movie you really want people to see, but they`re not paying attention?
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Walking around the house trying to find something, but then realising it is in your hand
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I hate getting paid and then being broke straight after
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I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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The awkward moment when you say an awesome joke, but no one gets it.
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Some books with the nicest covers, tell the worst stories!
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Missing a call by like 3 seconds, calling back, and then they don`t answer..
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I need to stop being so damn emotional about everything!
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Sometimes I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn`t.
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