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am I the only one whose never seen a Pizza delivery girl..?
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I like conversations where I don`t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.
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I got a text! I hope its from...... OH MY GOSH, LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I hate it when Two friends whisper right in front of you. And your just standing there like ` Well then`
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Goodbye is the last thing I wanna hear from you.
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My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed when school starts.
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We all have that one person... we have disliked since day one.
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Yes, I know my jokes are lame. Yes, I still think they`re funny.
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If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
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but seriously.. who else secretly wants a Waterproof phone.. so you can text in the shower? :)
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