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I hate when people keep sending me text messages when they know I won`t respond.
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The satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard.
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Last night I wished on a shooting star, I really, really, really hope my wish comes true!!!
-Jacquelyn
Daily needs:⁰90% Internet⁰5% Food⁰3% Air⁰2% Water
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Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing​ silently in my head because it wasn`t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
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I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.
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Honestly, I don`t have time to hate people who hate me, because I`m too busy loving people who love me.
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I`m multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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Forget what you want, and remember what you deserve.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don`t understand a single word of what I am saying :)
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