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My heart and mind cannot agree on anything.
-unknown
That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.
-unknown
Mustaches are just Wings for your nose
-unknown
I hate it when you`re trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
-unknown
I get lost sometimes-Life is full of twists and turns but no maps, no gps and no manuals
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I hate how bugs have SOOOO much damn space but always decide to fly in my face.
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I wonder if pilots Text while on the plane
-Bruno
Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
-unknown
I`m not shy, I just don`t like you.
-unknown
I hate those moments when, ITS A PICTURE PERFECT MOMENT, AND YOU DON`T HAVE A CAMERA.
-unknown