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Sometimes I feel like the world around me is changing and I`m just stuck here going nowhere with my life.
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I hate people that take 30 years to text back.
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Laziness is my middle name.
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I wish I could fast forward just to see if you`re worth it.
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I Love Your Accent , SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
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When I lose: "who cares? it`s only a game."
When I win: "HAHA! IN YOUR FACE!"
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if I had a British accent I would never shut up.
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Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
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I don`t like flirtationships, they are empty but they save you pain for sure.
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Texting 5 people & telling 4 of them you’re going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.
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