The mini heart attack... when you`re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel you`re falling.
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I`m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to unintelligent people.
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If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn`t have to fight for a spot.
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It should be understood that you only get one "bless you" no matter how many times you sneeze
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Just an observation: I`ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever, heard a female voice as the narrator of a movie trailer.
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I hate waiting a whole week to see the next episode of my favorite show.
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I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor.
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Everyones had the "when I was your age" lecture from their parents, several times.
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It sucks when you`re ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.
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I don`t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I really feel.
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