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I am who I am. I`m pretty normal. I`m not perfect. I run into things, I trip, I spill food, I say stupid things. But thats just me.
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Newsflash - You are not always right and I`m not always wrong.
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That awkward moment when you`re all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks.. :/
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I don`t need to explain myself, I know I`m right.
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I`ve always wondered what I sound like to people who don`t speak English.
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Dear MTV, I`m gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
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It`s funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you`ve overslept.
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The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn`t understood in a text.
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I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me
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I love the chase, I can`t like someone without having to work for it. It`s like if they`re right in front of me, it`s not worth it.
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