That awkward moment when you yawn & your eyes get teary, then people ask you why your crying.
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
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I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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The worst feeling in the world is when you know you`re losing someone and there`s nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced.
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That akward moment when everybody hits you up when you are in a relationship, but ignores you when you are single!
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I wish I could tell the idiot in the movie what to do.
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That moment of preparation before stepping on the escalator.
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It`s funny how I tell one person something, everyone finds out, and then they deny they said anything.
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then.
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Great childhood memory: Your mom`s here, quick! Hide so you can`t go home.
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