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I`m too lazy to text, unless you`re someone special to me.
-unknown
In my room.. decent singer. In the shower.. international pop superstar.
-unknown
If I don`t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn`t going to make me answer.
-unknown
Giving your friend "the look" when you see someone attractive. ♥
-unknown
You think I’m stupid for not realising it, but the truth is, I’m just being nice by not telling you.
-unknown
I hope my parents realize how awesome their child is
-unknown
Honestly If Youu`re Gonna Type A Half Sentence To Me With A Bunch Of Dots At The End, Then Say ".....Nevermind", Don`t Start The Sentence In The First Place.
-Halle
What happens in Vegas, never happens to me.
-unknown
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.
-unknown
Cellphone, laptop, iPod, TV = My best friends.
-unknown