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I hate it when I`m trying to be friendly to someone, but they give me attitude for no reason at all.
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Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
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That awkward moment when you ignore someone`s phone call & they call you from someone else`s phone & you answered it.
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Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don`t care."
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I wish I could record what people say, so I can let them hear when they deny it.
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How many times do we forgive someone just because we don`t want to lose them, even though they don`t deserve our forgiveness?
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Realize that there`s a difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with the idea of being with them.
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If the Earth spins, why aren`t we all dizzy?
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Dear high school movies, please start hiring actors who are ACTUALLY high school age. Sincerely, you`re not fooling anyone.
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Am i the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe? o_O
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