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I hate how bugs have SOOOO much Damn space but always decide to fly in my face.
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Why I don`t like people: 1%: Logical reason. 99%: I just don`t..
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I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me…from me...
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Wake up in the morning: [ ] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY [✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP
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The best kinds of laughter: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes..
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I`ve always wanted to get in a taxi & shout- "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN: you ask someone how there relationship is going and they broke up...
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I hate when the teacher decides to call on me when I wasn`t paying attention.
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Admit it.. We all tried keeping a diary & .. failed.
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It`s ridiculous how wait an entire year for your birthday, or a holiday and then BAM it`s done & over with within a second
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