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Ok, If we get caught here`s the story...
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That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying
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Yesterday I tried to be normal but it got boring so I went back to being me.
-Shalonda
I’m not in a bad mood. Everyone is just, ugh, annoying
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Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling without reason!
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I hate it when I`m wearing socks and I step in something wet.
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When you haven`t seen someone for a long time and they`ve suddenly become hot.
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what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
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WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS you have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.
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Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT`S LIFE!
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