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I don`t have bad handwriting. I have my own font.
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Internet always seems way more interesting when you have work to do.
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Scary movies are so much better when you have someone to watch them with. ♥
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I`ve always wanted to know how long "forever" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months.
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What you do when people sing happy birthday to you?
5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.
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Getting caught in those "it`s not what it looks like" moments...
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My parents say it`s their house but when it`s time to clean it magically becomes my house too
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I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name and then runs to hug me.
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Admit it. We`ve all undressed someone with our eyes...
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If you lick the air, does it get wet?
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