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does anyone else feel that in the winter you are all of a sudden interested with the weather......
-Livi
To The Herbal Essence Company: What are you really doing to the pretty lady in the shower? Sincerely, I Want Whatever She`s Getting.
-LeeAnn
I do not gossip, I distribute vital information.
-unknown
I was born to party...but forced to study
-unknown
That awkward outcast feeling when your friend meets up with a group of people you don`t know.
-unknown
I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!
-Parminder
Those texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are ALWAYS the worst ones.
-unknown
I hate when I send a long message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part.
-unknown
If someone put a video on youtube of me when I`m home alone, I`d be pretty embarrassed XD
-Summer
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
-unknown