I wish my mind had a delete button.
-unknown
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why do all aliens seem to have an intrest with the USA ?
-Keotiut
That awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected....
-unknown
My Talents: speed texting, procrastination, and sarcasm.
-unknown
I totally take back all those times I didn`t want to nap when I was younger.
-unknown
That awkward moment when your left with a friend of a friend, and there`s silence until the other friend returns.
-unknown
I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
-unknown
I hate when I forget to press send on my phone, then sit & wait there for a reply like an idiot.
-unknown
At one point in your life, you`ve wondered how boring it must be to be a goldfish.
-unknown
I hate when Squirrels have staring contests with you, bitch, I will win.
-unknown