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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake...
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I like the people who can keep the conversation going, no matter how random the topics get.
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Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.
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That feeling you get when you know someone`s using their phone but just isn`t replying back to your text.
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(phone vibrates) *runs across the room* *jumps over the couch* *picks up* ``Damn, I thought you were someone else..``
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who else hates their recorded voice?
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`no offense` means... i`m about to insult you, but don`t get mad.
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nobody’s phone is ever off. they are lying.
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I hate it how we can text 24/7 but when we meet it`s so awkward.
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It`s scary to think that nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
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