I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
-Ash Happy
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Unexpected text messages are always cute. The fact that the person took a little bit of their time to make you smile.
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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don`t look through your text messages
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That frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it.
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I love those random memories that make you smile no matter what is going on in your life right now.
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Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
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i Confess I keep my Facebook Chat offline to avoid certain people.
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Does anybody else do the three pocket check (cell phone, wallet, keys) before leaving anywhere?
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I don`t need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
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Taking "naps" sounds so childish... I prefer to call them `horizontal life pauses`.
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