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Some people nowadays have no respect for themselves or other people.
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That risky naked trip from the bathroom to the bedroom.
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The things I do and say are so hilarious sometimes I wonder why MTV don`t follow me around and make a show about me.
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I often find myself looking for security cameras even though I`m not gonna steal anything.
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That one friend who annoys the hell out of you but you love them anyway.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience.
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I hate texting people who don`t use smileys. It feels like, I`m texting an emotionless robot.
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That Awesome Moment when you`re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
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I just wanna go on a long drive with the windows down and music blaring and forget about all my problems for just a little while.
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