Trying to make a joke that doesn`t offend anyone in 2015
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Life would be 1000% times easier if I were a Kardashian
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i regret everything i ever do approximately 3.8 seconds after doing it
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How I`m going to pay me college tuition
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Be real with me or just leave me alone.
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*pokes my responsibilities with a stick* what is this get it away from me
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once u start wearing big t-shirts u never go back to the ones that fit
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The phrase "this made me think of you" is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me
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I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
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Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
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