Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those customized keychains.
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Looking at old pictures & noticing how lame you were when you were younger.
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Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but came online instead.
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If you exchanged phones with your partner for a day, will they still trust you afterwards? :)
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Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;]
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I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?
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I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called "Amazing." ;)
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Starting today, I need to forget what`s gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what is coming next.
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Dear Mom, If all my friends jumped off a cliff, it`s because it was my idea. Sincerely, Your child is a leader, not a follower.
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Those texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are ALWAYS the worst ones.
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