Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you.
-unknown
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*Opens a pack of gum* BAM. Everyone`s your best friend.
-unknown
My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
-unknown
Fat doesn`t always mean ugly and skinny doesn`t always mean pretty. Just saying.
-unknown
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don`t care who you love. I`m just trying to pee. -_-
-unknown
Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones...
-unknown
It`s not that I need to manage my anger, it`s that other people need to manage their stupidity.
-unknown
I hate when my phone corrects words without my permission.
-unknown
friend: hey ____ (your name)
you: hey..... (fades out)
because you can`t remember someones name..
you: hey..... (fades out)
because you can`t remember someones name..
-Lakota
Have you ever noticed “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.
-unknown