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Some people come into your life just to teach you how to let go.

I found out what happened to all the unicorns! They all got fat and scientists started calling them rhinos! That`s why they are always mean, they don`t like being called rhinos.

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

"Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message." I have this.

I went to Wal-Mart to buy shampoo. Spent $150 and forgot the shampoo.

I hate when people keep sending me text messages when they know I won`t respond.

That annoying moment when you`re behind a slow walker & there`s no way around them.

There is nothing as frustrating as having people in your life that can`t decide if they want to stay or go

I would love to see all my classmates when we`re 30.