If I tell you "My place is clean" it usually means " I`ve made a path from the door to my bed."
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Saturday: "YES IT`S THE WEEKEND!!"..*Blink*.. Monday: "WTF just happened?!" 0_0
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Today, I lost my mood ring... I`m not sure how I feel about that.
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Dear mom, just because you and your friend are best friends, doesn`t mean me and their kid will be best friends as well.
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Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? Like this.
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Who remembers Hey Arnold? RugRats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?... when Nickelodeon made sense.
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I hate it when i make plans, get exitted and my mum says no.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..
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That mini heart attack you get when someone says, "Oh, I heard something about you."
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Who else gets really annoyed when someone leaves your room, without closing the door?
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