I wish my eyes could take photos.
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Oh, you say "BRB Shower" and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is.
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The text I typed wasn`t to exercise my fingers. If I text you it means want a reply.
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If the Earth spins, why aren`t we all dizzy?
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The way I see it: the more people hate me, the less people I have to please.
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That feeling you get when you know someone`s using their phone but just isn`t replying back to your text.
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If twin males marry twin females, and they each have a child, will both children look alike? Mind = BLOWN!
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I love it when the persons laugh is funnier than the actual joke. :D
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Am I the only one who likes to bite their lips?
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Why do people in the movies just hang up without saying goodbye?
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