Has anyone else ever accidentally imagined someone naked and then NOT been able to get that mental picture out of their head?
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When Americans are like "British guys are so hot!!" and I`m like go watch jeremy kyle
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We all have that one friend who makes us laugh with their stupidity.
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Me: *Breathes* Mom: I am sick and tired of your attitude!
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The phrase`I need to talk to you`
has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.
has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.
-Awais
You`re not deep, you`re not an intellectual, you`re not an artist, you`re not a critic, you`re not a poet, you just have Internet access.
-John
Honestly, I don`t have time to hate people who hate me cause I`m too busy loving people who love me.
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I don’t listen to people when I’m texting.
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If you wanna know something, ask me. Don`t assume. That`s how drama starts.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching..
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