I don`t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
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All mothers think their child is the most innocent in the world. But only my mom is right. :p
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Backstabbing is so last season. The new fashion is faking originality.
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I’m A Smart Person….I just do stupid things.
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Some people`s relationship status should be "in a relationship with ___, while cheating with ____"
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I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I`m always on the computer.
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I wish we could Google how people feel about us.
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Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
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Dear cellphone companies, please invent an "unsend my text`` option. Sincerely, Everyone.
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Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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