No I`m not crazy, I`m normal with a splash of Awesome.
-unknown
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No mom, you`re mad because you`re wrong, not because I`m talking back.
-unknown
I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
-Jake
Swag is not how you dress, but how you Act!
-Bruno
I`ve always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away.
-unknown
I hate when people put as their Facebook status "Forever Alone." Desperate much?
-Grace
There should be a print screen button on each mirror. So that we can get more awesome pictures.
-Rashid
Dude...I was there.... don`t try to change the story.
-unknown
"You look tired! " - It`s just a polite way to tell someone that they look like shit!
-unknown
I`m not weird. It`s called having a personality :)
-unknown