Who else thinks their life could make a perfect reality show?
-unknown
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Who else walks accordingly to their mood?
-Bruno
Honestly, I acted more mature when I was 6.
-unknown
Oh, you hate Mondays? You`re so unique, you must be the only one!
-unknown
I hate when you see a bug, try to kill it, then it runs away and you never see it again.
-unknown
Not sure if i just took a nap or a 5-hour coma...
-Jacob
Isn`t it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.
-unknown
If people in horror movies listened to me, they`d still be alive.
-unknown
I only party on days that end in "y". :)
-unknown
I always thought I was the only one to do stupid things. Until I joined Twitter.
-unknown