I hate when people correct me, they make me look/feel stupid .~.
-Mario
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Not even funny, torrential rain at the weekend and glorious sunshine in the week. How is that fair?
-Siân
We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.
-unknown
I bet you are either A) Laying in bed. B) Taking a shit. C) Ignoring someone talking to you.
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If I text you back in less then 5 minutes , you better feel special.
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Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.
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That’s the thing about lessons. You always learn them when you don’t expect them or want them.
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I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I`m delicious but damn...
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Brb = looking for an excuse to stop talking to you.
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Those stores who always put the WORST person in the register...
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