I love texting someone and getting a reply right away.
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Mom, Why would any of my friends jump off a bridge?
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Don`t text him back..Oh I`m not!...You texted him back didn`t you? ..Yeah(._. )
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I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
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In the 90s I had a tamagotchi, not an iPhone.
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I`ve always wanted to say: "Hi, my name is _______ and you`re watching Disney Channel!" *Draws Mickey outline*
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Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is.
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When you`re at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”
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Millionaires, if you don’t have trampoline floors & a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, give me your money, you’re wasting it.
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