Why I don`t have a boyfriend:
•I`m way too sexy for everyone.
The real reason:
•My mom wont let me get one.
•I`m way too sexy for everyone.
The real reason:
•My mom wont let me get one.
-Yasmine
Facebook Sharing thoughts statuses
You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
-unknown
"Twitter is dumb!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can`t stop tweeting!" Who remember saying this?
-unknown
Being on the internet, watching television and using my phone at the same time, I`m so damn talented.
-unknown
PARENTS: Why are you awake so early? ME: Who said I went to sleep?
-unknown
Some say I have an attitude problem! I may have an attitude but I don`t see it as a problem!
-Dorian
Please proceed with Caution! I am allergic to bullshit and I react to it with verbal commonsense and proactive logic.
-Dorian
Admit it. This is how we explain our conversations, "I was like- then she was like- and then I was like- and she was like."
-unknown
I wish I could just "like" a text so I didn`t have to respond.
-unknown
They say people have former lives.What about twins? Were they the same person or were they 2 different people? Mind=blon
-George