Oh, you can tweet but not text? Makes perfect sense to me.
-unknown
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I love finding money in my clothes?..it`s like a gift from me.. to me.
-unknown
I don`t like that tone of voice you`re texting me in.
-unknown
Mirrors can`t talk, and lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
-unknown
Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. We text or call to say we’re outside.
-unknown
When I was born, the Devil said "Oh shit! Competition."
-unknown
I love when my parents say, "bring me my wallet and I`ll give you some money"
-unknown
Fake friends. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you...
-unknown
If I died and went straight to Hell, It`d take me a week to realize I wasn`t at work anymore...
-Eli
I don`t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination (:
-Julie