I hate when a shower only has 2 options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica...
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No matter how funny you are, if I don`t like you, I won`t laugh.
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That once in a lifetime moment when mum agrees to buy what you want without arguing.
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Who else just absolutely can’t sleep with socks on?
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Have you ever walked into your room and you’re just so suddenly tired that you’re like, “Oh, the floor looks comfortable.”
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That annoying moment when your toothpaste drops off your toothbrush.
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I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
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Me: *does 10 sit-ups* Where the hell are my abs?
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Bathroom: A talented secret place where you can Sing, Dance, Act & even take most important Life decisions.. :D
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I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
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