I wonder why that missing sock you are looking for appears a week after you throw away the other one...
-Yashith
Facebook Sharing thoughts statuses
You took 20 minutes to text me back? Bitch I`ll take 21.
-unknown
Me every year: "Wow I was so stupid last year."
-unknown
Who else used to put their thumb over the flashlight to see it glow?
-unknown
That mini heart attack you get when someone says - "Guess what I heard about you.."
-unknown
It`s impressive how little information I need on someone before I decide I don`t like them.
-unknown
Think, Speak. Why is this concept so hard for so many?
-unknown
Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
-unknown
Why is it that everytime I need you, You`re not there
-Valerie
Dear God, Today I woke up. I am alive. I am healthy. Can`t ask for more. Thank you.
-unknown