"Why didn`t you reply to my text?" "Dude! How am I supposed to reply to LOL?"
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It`s not flirting. It`s just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
-unknown
"Having this feeling tonight is gonna be one of the.................."
-Elen
I really hate when someone makes plans with me, then cancels them last minute. Bitch, I even showered for you...
-unknown
No no keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested.
-unknown
If you had the entire world`s attention for 60 seconds, what will you say?
-unknown
What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone.
-unknown
There is no angry way to say "bubbles"... try it :)
-unknown
Am I the only one who’s never seen a pizza delivery girl?
-Ronde
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
-Ronde