People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.
-unknown
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Not being able to pull off a prank because you`re laughing like an idiot the whole time.
-unknown
I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor.
-unknown
That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.
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I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent..
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We all have that one kid who`s super annoying but is rich, so you still invite him to your birthday party.
-Ally
You`re living proof that somebody can live without a brain.
-unknown
I`m pretty much talentless. I can`t sing, I can`t act, I can`t dance, I can`t do magic tricks. Hell, I can barely cook Ramen noodles.
-unknown
I HATE WHEN I really want to say something. But then the topic changes.
-unknown
You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know... And that is why we are best friends.
-unknown