Attractive person: "Hi" ... Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
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For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff.
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When I was young, sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger.
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I want to be rich enough to realize that I can`t buy happiness.
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You call them "swear words", and I call them "sentence enhancers"
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There`s a little "I`m jealous" in every "whatever."
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When I make a big deal out of things, it`s because I care.
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Everyone has that scary nightmare from your childhood that you still remember....
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I die a little inside when i see an old person eating alone in a restaurant.
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Dear dreams, stop ending right when I get to the good part!
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