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All day → Tired. When it`s time to go to bed → Not tired!
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Direct eye contact can either be really cute, awkward, or creepy.
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If I text you "heyy :)" and you reply with "hi", I`m done taking to you.
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No, I`m not being immature, I`m having fun. You should try it.
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Don`t smoke cigarettes! There are cooler ways to die.
-Roseanne
Most creepy moment of my life: "Mom we gotta get rid of this cat, its always staring at me." "...Honey, we don`t have a cat?"
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I always regret leaving my phone on silent when I can`t find it.
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I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
-Jesus
Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there . ?"
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Don`t text me while I`m texting you, now I have to change my text ...
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