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Is everything expensive or am I just that poor?
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Hey, I texted you. Maybe you could... I don`t know... TEXT ME BACK!
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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
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That awesome moment of happiness when the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off their test.
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I have 3 sides: 1) the quiet side 2) the fun and crazy side, & 3) the side you never want to see.
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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?
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Person: Go to Hell...
Me: as long as you wont be there...
-Asia
10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice!
-Dorian
"It`s gonna be okay." "Yeah.. because it`s not happening to you.."
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That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
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