Not telling me something because you "didn`t want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.
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I was like, "Bitch Please`
-Shadi
Finally Friday... my second favorite "F" word.
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My favorite activity is pretending that I can sing.
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Oprah makes: $315,000,000/year $26,000,000/month $6,000,000/week $850,000/day $35,000/hour $600/minute $10/second Jealous? Me too.
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I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
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Hello random bruise, where did you come from?
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Not telling me something because you "don`t want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.
-unknown
I`m always the one attempting to catch people when they fall. Now I’m beginning to wonder who`s going to catch me?
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