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I`m sorry, but I took you out of my life for a reason, don`t try and step back in it like nothing happened.
-unknown
I use shower gel when I am too lazy to handle with soap!
-Shubham
Oh, you have a cigarette behind your ear? Thanks for reminding me how incredibly badass you are.
-unknown
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
-unknown
The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life longer than they deserved to.
-unknown
I`ve decided to get in shape... The shape of a potato.
-unknown
I don`t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
-unknown
They`ve promised that dreams can come true. But forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too :|
-unknown
Admit it. You care about too many people who would never care about you.
-unknown
Never in my life, I`v seen a bully steal a kids lunch money -.-
-Roseanne